Adam Sandler songs, crappy school vomitoriums, and supermarkets of the commoners sell some manwich-like substance that they label as a ``sloppy joe''. Americans bastardized this naming convention, twisting it and warping it in their greedy ways, stamping out other cultures or beliefs, leaving the poor excuse for a sloppy joe that kids get today in school. A disgusting mess of a sandwich.
What is a Sloppy Joe in your mind? A true Sloppy Joe? Pick one or the other!
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