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Posting from the mansion
At windexcowboy's place. The new amazing Madisoncam is up and looking awesome. He just showed the incesttardis his new robot cleaning device, and I'm updating my journal, despite not stubbing my toe. So here is my quote of the day, ripping off noelr:

"How screwed up is censorship, we have two naked girls making out in front of their fathers and we have to tell them no cussing."
     --Artie Lange

Damn this natural keyboard is a bitch to type on. Anyway, I'll stop being antisocial.

Feeling: happy happy
Listening to: incetardis watching TV

Chorus of 9 demons || Preach it
mrfantasy From: mrfantasy Date: October 26th, 2002 05:44 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
(Scene: windexcowboy's apartment. Saturday night. It is not raining.)

kingfox (with much agony, crawling towards computer): Must. . . update . . . livejournal.

Roomba: Must attack kingfox again, he is still moving. Oh, I like this wall, I will first travel along this wall. Hey, look, nothing!

windexcowboy: Soon, once I figure out how to wire myself directly to all of my consumer electronics, I shall be more powerful than all of you could possibly imagine.

incetardis (painting frantically): If I sell this, maybe I can get a mortgage!
celaeno From: celaeno Date: October 26th, 2002 07:17 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

I think that description is the coolest thing I've seen all week.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 27th, 2002 09:04 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
It was hilarious... but, were you around for some of those inside jokes?
celaeno From: celaeno Date: October 28th, 2002 12:03 am (UTC) (Hard link)


I can assume. Really, it was just that a Roomba's thought process was listed that did it.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 28th, 2002 08:06 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Bzzzt! Attack! Attack! 010110001001

The Roomba really did keep on attacking me over and over, always ending up between my legs in mrfantasy and Paul's office.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 27th, 2002 09:03 pm (UTC) (Hard link)


Sad thing is, we were just sitting around talking about mortgages a moment or so before we, gathered around a laptop in windexcowboy's living room, read your post together.. and all burst out laughing.

Thanks for the hilarity.
noelr From: noelr Date: October 26th, 2002 07:58 pm (UTC) (Hard link)


I've always found the term "natural keyboard" confusing or offensive. Like what, is it carved from wood or something? Would somebody tell the marketing people that all keyboards are unnatural, with the possible exception of pianos made from elephant tusks.

Just another gripe of mine. And they're a bitch to type on for those of us who never learned the pussy "home-row" system.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 27th, 2002 09:05 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Natural Blues

Your natural keyboards sound like the computers referenced in Idoru, made by natives on reservations, ecologically friendly.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 29th, 2002 08:49 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Hmmm, could be better....

That's far too few popups. Comp-u-geek.net, back when it was up, popped up 250 windows. Now that was mean.
Chorus of 9 demons || Preach it