☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox) wrote,
☞Wasteland Warlock☜

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I'm a Japanese arcade game, and odd voicemail greetings

First of all, I'd like to note that my life has consisted of bouncing from rebound to rebound since around the age of sixteen. There was period of time, after chiquib, that I actually did stay single for a while... only seeing FWB... But I was homeless, carless, and jobless during that time. Any time I've had transport, a room, and a vehicle.. I've been involved with someone.

What this boils down to, I've spent my relationship life like a pachinko ball, bouncing off nuts utter psychopaths and amazingly selfless caring sweethearts, rebounding from both, treating each the same.... With worship, affection, smothering jealous love and adoration, subject to random bouts of foolishness and assholic behavior. This is not a good way to live life.

Anyway, I enjoyed funny answering machine messages, back when that was the rage in the eighties. I enjoy odd voicemail greetings from coworkers. But the oddest are the farewells, such as Van Der Geek's voicemail greeting after he found steady work. ``I am a slacker... I am out of here... If you'd like to get a hold of me, you can call my agent in New York... Ask for Victoria...'' Long dramatic pauses and all.

So I'm leaving a message like that right here. At my boss and chiquib's suggestion, I'm taking Monday through Wednesday off. Working at EB both days this weekend, and avoiding the world and straighting up my thoughts for the start of the week. So, to quote big forehead man, I am out of here...

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