I've got a Darth Maul lunch sack full of whole grain parmesan cracker bread and oatey granola snack mix, and a thermos full of coffee. My girlfriend > you.
Facebook take 1, Facebook take 2.
EDIT: Holy cow, I haven't played WoW since the night redvector and girlfriend came over. Between social plans, SIGUCCS, etc. it's been a solid week. I'm shocked that I'm not getting the shakes.