Other entrants are lagging behind. redvector offered me Vicky, but then only gave her cookies. carrisse won't answer about the diameter of the chocolate chip and/or granola cookie. kikibird claims not to want the account, but is willing to offer a lowlight plant to make my office nicer. satan_dot_com has the most interesting offer... it seemed simple at first, a glass of water, but really provided an insight on the future. assfingers is so far the loser, only trying to make me smile by not puking on me again.
Anyway, off to excellent all you can eat NYC sushi.