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kingfox
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PAID ACCOUNT AVAILABLE
Whoever finds a way to bring joy, pleasure, and happiness into my sad lonely life will be blessed with a paid account that lasts until 6-14-2002 on LiveJournal.

Let the contest begin.

Feeling: blah blah
Listening to: Epson 5500, Something Red

Chorus of 24 demons || Preach it
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neenerface From: neenerface Date: September 24th, 2002 05:59 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
This made me very sad for you. Is there anything I can do without getting the account? I would simply like to make you smile.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2002 06:22 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
You're in the lead so far, with that selfless act of kindness.
mrfantasy From: mrfantasy Date: September 24th, 2002 06:18 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Hmmm...

If you go to FARK, apparently, and this is just a guess on my part, some of the stories have boobies in them.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2002 07:04 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

Mmmm, I'm more of a face and rear man, but thanks. Valiant effort.
mrfantasy From: mrfantasy Date: September 24th, 2002 08:19 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

Then maybe you want to go here. Some ass in that one.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2002 07:42 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

You should clense your eyes with a cute kitten, like the one here at kitty story.

Yes, I have odd friends.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2002 08:57 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

Oddly enough, I think neenerface and mrfantasy are running neck and neck at this point. The former for selfless symptathy, the latter for goatse'ing you.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2002 07:43 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

Wow. I never thought I'd have you, of all people, attempt to Goatse me. :-) Though you didn't even use a hidden link like this.
carrisse From: carrisse Date: September 24th, 2002 06:30 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
...would this paid account be able to take me back into time? Back 3 months perhaps?

...aside from the obvious -- I've offered you a cookie! C'mon... it's a cookie... lemme have the back to the future-esque paid account... please? :-)

kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2002 07:04 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Oh, sorry, I mean 6/2003, not 6/2002.

A cookie? What kind of cookie?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2002 10:22 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Chocolate chip or granola, hmm? What diameter?
redvector From: redvector Date: September 24th, 2002 07:32 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I offer you this Vicky. almost new. she can smile if you pay her in pop tarts.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2002 07:42 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

mrfantasy doubts you have the legal authority to offer her as a slave... and from what I heard, so does she. Nice offer, but I need to make sure these are offers people can really make. Or, err, your mouth is writing checks your interpersonal relationships can't cash.
satan_dot_com From: satan_dot_com Date: September 24th, 2002 08:50 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I'll offer you a glass of water. It might not seem like much right now, but trust me, there's gonna come a day where that baby is gonne be worth 1000 times its weight in gold.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 26th, 2002 03:23 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I thought god_dot_com was the one who knew how it all ended, dark lord and master?

Fascinating. So the future is more like Ice Pirates than Waterworld? I better stock up now.
kikibird From: kikibird Date: September 25th, 2002 08:46 am (UTC) (Hard link)
ok I don't want the account, but I think I owe you a plant. I will give this one to you before I kill it and it will bring you joy and a feeling of purpose. or maybe it will just make your office a little more green. see you Thursday and we can make a deal. I will be smiling if you will be smiling.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 26th, 2002 02:53 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

^<=- Here's my smiling. As I don't know whether or not I will be later.
| Yes, a low-light plant would be wonderful, to decorate the cold dark cave I hope to transform my office into. Is the plant full of feng shui? Would Vern Yip approve of it?

Regardless, whether it provides a divine wind or not, I'd love it.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: September 26th, 2002 01:01 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

I haven't barfed on you in at LEAST two years.

that has to count for something
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 26th, 2002 02:55 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

That does count for something. I appriciate that.

There needs to be an east coast MB, so east coast can represent and beat out west coast's attempt last year. At least we'll take pictures. And Ed wouldn't have to drive.
assfingers From: assfingers Date: September 27th, 2002 05:14 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
ACTUALLY
there is a 40% chance I'll be at school in syracuse next year
and a 40% chance I'll be at school in vermont next year
and a 20% chance I'll be 3 credits short for grad school, and will have to wait an extra semester
kingfox From: kingfox Date: June 18th, 2003 02:26 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
So, how are these east coast plans coming?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: March 23rd, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

You never answered

Woah, this brings me back.
Chorus of 24 demons || Preach it