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Seeing
I just tasted the greatest energy drink ever made.
Who made it?
I did.
This energy drink is out of this world. When I took my first sip i felt like I could take on 30 ninjas much like Steven Seagal himself. The Goji Berrys fueled my mind and soul and made me want to snap necks just like Steven Seagal would do to any villain.