☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox) wrote,
☞Wasteland Warlock☜
kingfox
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STEVEN FREAKIN SEAGAL

Master herbalist STEVEN FREAKIN SEAGAL has shared with us a taste of heaven sealed in 16oz. cans. When the sweet sweet nectar hits your lips you are instantly granted godly powers. I personally was able to shoot lightening bolts from my hands, which is how MASTER HERBALIST STEVEN FREAKIN SEAGAL fuses the ingredients together. This drink will change your life. Reality as you know will cease to exist and you'll be elevated to the status of a GOD after drinking it.
(stolen from fatasspenguin)
Seeing koan soon. Chatted with IT from Chico, UCSC, and all sorts of schools that people I know went to. Tomorrow I give my presentation before a presentation from UW Whitewater.
I just tasted the greatest energy drink ever made.
Who made it?
I did.
This energy drink is out of this world. When I took my first sip i felt like I could take on 30 ninjas much like Steven Seagal himself. The Goji Berrys fueled my mind and soul and made me want to snap necks just like Steven Seagal would do to any villain.
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