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Poll #574860 Pork products

Where are you from?

Central Jersey
6(17.6%)
Northern Jersey
8(23.5%)
Southern Jersey
2(5.9%)
Somewhere that borders on Jersey
2(5.9%)
Far-off uncivilized lands
16(47.1%)

You have a breakfast snack consisting of a sliced grilled pork product on a kaiser roll with egg and cheese. What do you call it?

Pork roll
9(26.5%)
Taylor ham
8(23.5%)
I am a savage and have not been raised eating such a fine treat
17(50.0%)

Wait a minute, how the hell do you know me, originally?

Cybersphere
7(21.2%)
BBSes
1(3.0%)
Livejournal
6(18.2%)
WoW
0(0.0%)
Random online connection
0(0.0%)
Your days at Drew as a student
7(21.2%)
Your days at Drew as an employee
6(18.2%)
School, from before that
1(3.0%)
Work other than Drew
0(0.0%)
Other
5(15.2%)

Why is fridaypoll so dead, lately?

Have you missed my online presence in your life?

Yes
21(60.0%)
No
4(11.4%)
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE, AND WILL SKIP OVER THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE RESPONDED TO MY FIRST HUNDRED REQUESTS AND EVEN BROUGHT THE TAPES TO ME AT LEAST ONCE AND WILL INSTEAD DECLARE JIHAD ON YOUR ASS AND SEND LAME ``ghetto'' RAPPERS!
6(17.1%)
Who are you?
4(11.4%)

Why am I taking so much calculus this semester, between Econometrics and MATH 8?

Because this is your penance semester for that last semester you left early!
3(8.6%)
You're a masochist. After great grades for the last two semesters, you wanted to go back to sucking.
6(17.1%)
You really enjoy it, you're lying.
13(37.1%)
Great choice in majors there, assface.
13(37.1%)

Why does Roger Clyne rock so much?

He drank out of your Iron Maiden flask on stage twice over the course of a weekend.
3(9.1%)
He's responsible for a song that gets people excited to watch a simple Texan family.
4(12.1%)
Your love and worship for Wasteland/Fallout is expressed through your adoration of songs about deserts and pistoleros.
4(12.1%)
He's so over the top that he manages to buffer overflow and become awesome again.
2(6.1%)
You just like tequila.
20(60.6%)

Have I tried to get you to play WoW?

Yes, and you've ruined my life. Bastard!
2(5.7%)
Yes, and I just might cave.
2(5.7%)
Yes, and I'm not ever doing it.
8(22.9%)
No, I already play.
3(8.6%)
No, and don't start.
20(57.1%)

Why was Artie Lange and Bon Jovi discussing pork roll and Jerseyness the greatest thing ever?

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