Where are you from?
You have a breakfast snack consisting of a sliced grilled pork product on a kaiser roll with egg and cheese. What do you call it?
Wait a minute, how the hell do you know me, originally?
Have you missed my online presence in your life?
Why am I taking so much calculus this semester, between Econometrics and MATH 8?
Why does Roger Clyne rock so much?
Have I tried to get you to play WoW?
Why was Artie Lange and Bon Jovi discussing pork roll and Jerseyness the greatest thing ever?