I know a bunch of you non-



So what happened over the two weeks while I was gone? This isn't one of those, ``I'm not going back and reading LJ, so if you died/had a kid/killed someone/got arrested you'll have to tell me *shudder* individually'' posts. I did and will go back and read all non-feed/community LJs, and have already commented on a few. I'm really asking, if you had to sum up the last two weeks of your life, how would you? How would you describe them to someone who has been absent?