An addiction, as it were.
I'm a hardcore video game addict.
At this point you're probably scoffing at this, dear reader, and scrolling down to the next entry. But I assure you, I have a real problem.
But it goes far beyond that.
Right after my sophomore year at

I'm about to drop the hammer!After playing through the entire campaign, I called the store up, and let them know I was back and ready to work. I knew that I had to do that first, or there would be problems. That past January I already had the joy of sitting in a triple by myself playing video games for most of the month.
``Hey, Russ, want to get something to eat?''
SCV, good to go, sir.
I can't build it, something's in the way.
``I'm a bit busy right now.''
Hailing frequencies open.
Go ahead tac-com.
``Russ, you need to eat.''
It was worse the school year before that, living with
When I was living with Father Joe, he got a new PC. He being a Mac lover, I helped him with it... and proceeded to play through Fallout 1 and 2 only really breaking for naps. Later, back to living in Rockaway, I spent a Christmas vacation playing Tropico without leaving the condo. Every time a Sims expansion pack came out, I knew that meant another couple of weeks without sleep, exploring every single new option available.
So a few weeks ago, a student employee was working on his computer. The background was of a cartoon squat guy with a haircut like
I should have ran away screaming. I should have gotten rid of those short term memories. Something compared to Dungeon Keeper, my greatest addiction. Sure,

At this point I'm regularly up until four in the morning playing it. Two hours before that, I start telling myself that I need to go to bed. Every time I blink, another hour passes. Jade Empire sits, unopened, next to my poor Xbox.
I could have beaten it ages ago. But I want every single item researched, and the research system requires that my scientists walk around like curious clueless toddlers putting things in their chubby mouths. And I want my evil base to be as perfect as possible. Research items in the far-off reaches, but the research information repository there. An outer layer of innocent looking items available from a number of disguised entry points, then one central trap-laden twisty passage that leads to the inner fortress. People can drop off corpses there, or from the room right next to the interrogation devices, but leave the devices near a central courtyard to let henchmen witness the torture. All of my stolen loot is arrayed to maximize benefits to my little minions as they walk through large courtyards filled with priceless objects they've stolen from me in the past. A series of gyms, eateries, and the like both inside and outside. Complexes of topside shacks that will attract the forces of good, letting them waste their time with harmless locked doors leading to nothing but a series of pop-up cutouts that will confuse them. A back entrance that doesn't lead to my base, but instead to a nightmarish maze of death, where even my hirelings are forbidden to go. A door that leads to nothing, but has guards stationed outside of it, to automatically cuff and nab any agents who make it too far inside. Huge power plants on the outer edge, filling up available space.
And it seems I'm not the only one.
Someone, please, lock me up.
Yay for


What are people doing this weekend?
Feeling: nerdy
Listening to: System of a Down, Sad Statue