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A Chewy Encounter

As you wander the seedy backstreets and grainy back alleys of BorderTown, you're accosted by a little kid selling chewing gum.

"¿Quieres chicle?" He asks.

"No thanks."

"¿Quieres chicle?" He asks again.

"I really don't want any chicle, kid."

"¿Quieres chicle?"

You walk away but the kid follows you everywhere you go. "Look, shouldn't you be leading around some blind CIA agent?" you ask him.

"Yeah, but I got bored. I mean, ¿Quieres chicle?"

"A-ha! You do speak English!"

"Nope, just 'Yeah, but I got bored.' And this speech explaining that."


"¿Quieres chicle?"

Finally you buy some of the kid's chewing gum just to get him to leave you alone.

You acquire an item: lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
You lose 30 Meat.

It's been sad how long I've been waiting for this day. On my Circus Mexicus trip, I kept on seeing aspects of KoL around me in Arizona and Mexico, as I posted. Back then I noted how much the game needed a desert area. After all, we had all the other pencil and paper RPG map stereotypes. The plains, the desert, the mountains, and the town. How could a game made by a guy from Arizona not have a desert? Soon after that we got the obvious placeholder, then the liquor, and now finally one of the new game areas last night.

This area makes me want to go to Mexico again.

Instead, I'm going to the Sushi Lounge with shmivejournal, windexcowboy, and jenniever. I guess seeing the Peacemakers in July will have to do.

Feeling: hopeful hopeful
Listening to: RCPM, Loco to Stay Sane

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slave2tehtink From: slave2tehtink Date: May 7th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC) (Hard link)
In Peru and Chile there were all kinds of street people trying to sell us gum.

I got evil with one lady and tried to buy her baby instead.

It didn't work, thank God.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 7th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

It wouldn't have been that bad...

The resale market on babies is fairly swift.
slave2tehtink From: slave2tehtink Date: May 7th, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: It wouldn't have been that bad...

I suppose I could have always farmed the kid for salable organs, too. But since I was drunk and on my way back to the boat more likely I would have just smuggled the kid on board and trained it to climb the bulkheads to dust up in the overhead where adults can't reach.
kujawski From: kujawski Date: May 7th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC) (Hard link)


My friends and I have a little game/test we use with any girls that our friends meet.
The first chance we get, we always tell them "the story." Let's say, for example, that Sam meets a hot chick.
I say to hot chick:
"That reminds me of the time in Mexico, Sam. Do you remember? With you and that chicklet kid? Well, anyway, hot chick, there we were, coming back from mexico. We're walking back across the border to our cars, when this little boy comes up and asks sam if he wants some chicklets.
"No. Go away." says Sam.
"Quires Chiclet?" asks the boy, again.
"I said no. Fuck off!!!" screams Sam.
The kid is frightened away for a while. Eventually, this little bastard works up the courage to come BACK, AGAIN, and asks Sam "Quires Chiclet?"
So, Sam, pissed off, and a little drunk, turns and kicks the kid as hard as he can, in the chest. The little kid is on the ground crying and rolling in pain, and peso change and chiclets are strewn all over the ground. I guess everyone else gets so annoyed by them, that NOBODY SAID SHIT to Sam, and we walked the rest of the way back to the border without a single kid asking us if we wanted any fucking gum.

Now, if hot chick can listen to that story and STILL stick with out boy, then we know she's a keeper. Only fucked up chicks that don't mind assholes controlling their lives will stick with a nigga like that. And that's the type of chicks me and my boys should have.

-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski

Nobody has passed the test yet, and we always have to tell them it's a joke.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 7th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Tradition

An old friend of mine used to do the same thing, involving him having a fight with his ex, and things getting a little out of hand.

One of my girlfriends back in high school accepted it and was still fine with dating me, but she was a crazy Satanic anorexic cokehead. When you're adding things like that to your selection process, sometimes your results are scarier than you want to deal with.
kujawski From: kujawski Date: May 10th, 2005 06:52 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Tradition

Dude, back in HIGH SCHOOL you were getting with crazy, satanic, anorexic cokeheads? You're the original party worm!
Go slurms!
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
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