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Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself. - Virtual Sacrifice Log
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kingfox
kingfox
Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself.
Some of you need to check out this page. Before Friday. Or... do you?

Title message tomorrow, 0800 hours by visual signal.

There's something sad about Saigon Kick's website and returning member of Anthrax (not to mention swiss watch expert) Danny Spitz's website both being down. Dark forces are aligning against music. Alert CONSPIRACY DUCK at once!

Good, you are honest. That is of use. Honesty attracts confidence, and confidence is our core of our business. See how honest I am being with you?

Feeling: sore sore
Listening to: Robot Chicken

Solo whackjob on a lonely soapbox || Preach it
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From: gaybarnes Date: May 2nd, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

hot, or not hot ?? Seriously, though.

Okay, there's something I've been thinking about, my feelings upon which I've been meaning to express in words on the internet.

I haven't though.

Until now.

You know how gay people butt fuck? Don't they mind the poo-poo?

I was taking a huge shit the other day, reading Harper's Bazaar, and when I stood up to brush the hairs of the toilet seat, I looked down and saw my huge poo poo.

It was in the shape of a gross boner.

At that moment, sex and feces were indelibly linked in my mind.

I wanted to write something about it immediately, but then thought -- "no.

Don't force it out, gaybarnes.

It'll come.

It'll come.
"


And it did.
Solo whackjob on a lonely soapbox || Preach it