August 29th, 2004

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To whom it may concern:

Titty Twister
1 Deguayo Street
Coahuila State, Mexico

I am interested in the advertised position of operations manager for your establishment. I feel that my experience fits your needs perfectly, in particular event manager at the Morristown Unitarian Fellowship and my years as operations manager for the Drew Pub. Please find my resume and letters of recommendation enclosed with this letter.

There are a number of improvements that I would insist on making, however. All furniture should be replaced with metal equivalents, but with fake rust to better fit the decor. I would also strongly recommend removal of the disco ball. Finally, strengthening the doorway and windows would greatly improve employee morale.

I await your response.
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