December 9th, 2003

Arthas + Lich King

More missives about the missing Winslows...

Before reading further, I direct the reader to part the first...


So after the youngest daughter is abandoned upstairs and forgotten for eternity, soon spreading pink for a sense of purpose, the eldest son is called upon to become the man of the house. Instead of finding satisfaction in this role, he traverses the country from Chicago to the land south of the border. Adopting a gruffer voice and designing some amazing cork-firing weapons, he joins forces with the spirit of central Jersey. Teaching the blond Jersey boy his tricks, they search the desolate lands, hunting those not killed during the bloodbath at the Titty Twister.



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