[-] This week's best quote written on a GBU-12 (laser guided
[-] 500 lb. bomb) bound for Afghanistan:
[-] "Hijack THIS bitch".
[-] Second best:
[-] "Here's for making me miss out on all the sex and beer,
[-] asshole". (On a GBU-32, GPS-guided 1000 lb. bomb).
That's something I can see Major T. J. "King" Kong riding on.