- Gotten an STD
- Peed on someone as part of a sex act
- Been to a brothel
- A bunch of other things
Tonight I went to the party dressed as Brian. I wore homey jeans, a sweater, a collared shirt, glasses, and a Boston Red Sox hat. I shaved all but a thin strip around my jaw line and a soul patch, and colored that in with a makeup pencil. Then we ran in to people like Mark and my neighbors and shit all night, while I was dressed funny. Holy shit.