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kingfox
To whom it may concern:
Titty Twister
1 Deguayo Street
Coahuila State, Mexico

I am interested in the advertised position of operations manager for your establishment. I feel that my experience fits your needs perfectly, in particular event manager at the Morristown Unitarian Fellowship and my years as operations manager for the Drew Pub. Please find my resume and letters of recommendation enclosed with this letter.

There are a number of improvements that I would insist on making, however. All furniture should be replaced with metal equivalents, but with fake rust to better fit the decor. I would also strongly recommend removal of the disco ball. Finally, strengthening the doorway and windows would greatly improve employee morale.

I await your response.

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Listening to: Gecko brothers fighting

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Comments
chrome_storm From: chrome_storm Date: August 29th, 2004 01:26 am (UTC) (Hard link)
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From: csmole Date: August 29th, 2004 04:32 am (UTC) (Hard link)

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From: rudezombie Date: August 29th, 2004 01:14 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Three words:

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ednoled From: ednoled Date: August 29th, 2004 03:31 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Operations Manager

Rex Vulpes
Hoboken, New Jersey
United States of America

Re: Operations Manager

Dear Mr. Vulpes,

Thank you for your interest in joining the Titty Twister Family of Entertainment Restaurants!

Although we appreciate your interest in a position at our franchise located just outside of Deguayo, Mexico, we are offering no interviews at the moment. However, based on your experience and your references (especially from our own Ms. Pandemonium) we ask that you may come to our Mexico location at your earliest convenience and begin work right away.

We will provide you with a staff willing to assist you in making the appropriate changes to our decor as they have previously imposed discomfort to a good number of our clientele. Our board of directors suggest modifying your suggestion for strengthening the windows to eliminating the windows altogether, replacing the gaps with concrete masonry. Our board is still considering with what material to replace the door that leads to the cellar. We hope that you may offer more suggestions.

When you arrive, we ask that you adhere to our simple dress code policy: refrain from wearing religious jewelry or silver of any kind. Otherwise come as you are.

Please present this letter and the accompanying envelope (with enclosed wax seal) to Charlie when you arrive.

We look forward to working with you!

Sincerely,
Chet and Frost,
Proprietors,
Titty Twister, Deguayo, E.E.U.U. de Mexico
"Open Dusk Till Dawn"
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