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madolan, the meme that cannot be:LiveJournal questions you won't see answered:
- Which friends' journals do you actually read?
- Among your friends list, who is the fairest of them all?
- Whom have you kissed? Whom have you dreamed of kissing?
- Who would you delete if you thought you could get away with it?
- Who keeps an entertaining journal, though you can't abide them in real life? Which friend's journaling style does them a disservice?
- Do you think your "friend of" list really values you, or are you a virus that's spread?
- Name the one you like too well but can't admit your admiration for fear of being creepy.
- You create a friends filter entitled "can see my naked pictures." Whom do you add to it?
- How do you expect to win new friends, meet new people, or get laid if your journal is friends-only?
- People who inform you how to manage your own journal: Fiend, foe, evil, Satan, or merely misguided?
Don't answer these questions. Surely you understand...? They will destroy you. But sometimes I want to answer them. Oh, I do. Sometimes I think on these matters and the light in my eyes turns hard and calculating.
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madolan, updated by kingfox. Paste this into your own journal:
<em><b>The meme that cannot be:</b></em><br><br>LiveJournal questions you won't see answered: <br><br><lj-cut text="Things LJers were not meant to know!"><ul><li>Which friends' journals do you actually read? <li>Among your friends list, who is the fairest of them all? <li>Whom have you kissed? Whom have you dreamed of kissing? <li>Who would you delete if you thought you could get away with it? <li>Who keeps an entertaining journal, though you can't abide them in real life? Which friend's journaling style does them a disservice? <li>Do you think your "friend of" list really values you, or are you a virus that's spread? <li>Name the one you like too well but can't admit your admiration for fear of being creepy. <li>You create a friends filter entitled "can see my naked pictures." Whom do you add to it? <li>How do you expect to win new friends, meet new people, or get laid if your journal is friends-only? <li>People who inform you how to manage your own journal: Fiend, foe, evil, Satan, or merely misguided?</ul><br><br> Don't answer these questions. Surely you understand...? They will destroy you. But sometimes I want to answer them. Oh, I do. Sometimes I think on these matters and the light in my eyes turns hard and calculating. <br><br><small>Created by <lj user="madolan">, updated by <lj user="kingfox">.</small></lj-cut>
Second, a quick guide to inducing paranoia on LJ:
kingfox's handy guide to incuding paranoia amongst your LJ friends.- Make references to friends-only posts or posting about things that you haven't posted about.
- Create a custom friend group, add and remove people to said group at random, letting them see and then no longer see certain posts.
- Let them know that you can use the calendar view to see if someone's posted entries that you don't have access to. Then make a few private entries a little bit later. Once in a while, link to one of the entries.
- Create a new account, post a series of entries to the account that have nothing to do with you whatsoever. Reply to a friend with said account, delete the comment, and then post with your usual account. Make no mention of the event, never reply to any inquiries about it.
- Post this to your journal.
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kingfox.Paste this into your own journal:
<b><em>A quick guide to inducing paranoia on LJ:</em></b><br><br><lj user="kingfox">'s handy guide to incuding paranoia amongst your LJ friends.<br><br><lj-cut text="How to get them to wear tinfoil hats!"><ol><li>Make references to friends-only posts or posting about things that you haven't posted about. <li>Create a custom friend group, add and remove people to said group at random, letting them see and then no longer see certain posts. <li>Let them know that you can use the calendar view to see if someone's posted entries that you don't have access to. Then make a few private entries a little bit later. Once in a while, link to one of the entries. <li>Create a new account, post a series of entries to the account that have nothing to do with you whatsoever. Reply to a friend with said account, delete the comment, and then post with your usual account. Make no mention of the event, never reply to any inquiries about it. <li>Post this to your journal.</ol><br><br><small>Created by <lj user="kingfox">.</small></lj-cut>
Yay for PowerQuest being a little bitch today!
