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Today was really fun.

I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you next week's lottery numbers.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Listening to: Fear Factory, Default Judgement

Chorus of 15 demons || Preach it
cessna182 From: cessna182 Date: May 12th, 2004 03:21 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
What brought this on...?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 24th, 2004 10:45 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
towelboy From: towelboy Date: May 12th, 2004 06:01 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Russ, you're beautiful

Can't wait to see the shavedness. You need a real good pose that exposes your bare glistening blonde bodice.

Anyway, my excuse for not commenting and/or reading is not really a good one...needed a break. Actually, I have been reading on and off. Good thing I caught this one.

Welcome to the bi-polar club, of which I am not a member but am pretty sure I deserve a strong nomination.

Uh, digital camera is way cool but I think you forgot to code the link to the nude pics of your girl.

OK, wait, you didn't write this, did you?

kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 24th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Russ, you're beautiful

Click on all the links, and you'll get the answer to what you seek.
idunn From: idunn Date: May 12th, 2004 08:56 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Girlfriend Amy, huh? Does jenniever know about this?
periol From: periol Date: May 13th, 2004 03:37 am (UTC) (Hard link)
not only does she know, it was her idea...
idunn From: idunn Date: May 13th, 2004 06:17 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Oooooh, giggity-giggity-giggity.
vermicious_snid From: vermicious_snid Date: May 13th, 2004 07:00 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
A hot time in the old town tonight, for sure!
bzoppa From: bzoppa Date: May 13th, 2004 07:29 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Didn't think it sounded like you.

Besides, there were no links.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 24th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
There were two, technically.

I have done a few link-free posts. It does happen, once in a blue moon.
crimson117 From: crimson117 Date: May 13th, 2004 10:08 am (UTC) (Hard link)
did you write that?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 24th, 2004 10:47 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Someone doesn't click on every link.

Silly man.
crimson117 From: crimson117 Date: May 25th, 2004 04:24 am (UTC) (Hard link)
that wasn't there the first time. you can't make me believe it.
nemo_wistar From: nemo_wistar Date: May 13th, 2004 03:24 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Excellent :)

Still no link to those pictures, though.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 24th, 2004 10:47 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Must...resist urge...to link to...goatse...
Chorus of 15 demons || Preach it