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Elbow == French Bread
I know this is going to become another Sloppy Joe fiasco, but dammit, I can't be the only one here:

Poll #292466 Elbow == French Bread

Have you ever heard someone other than kingfox or chiquib refer to a human elbow as ``french bread''?

Yes, of course, that's a common nickname for one's elbow. You say this while nibbling on your partner's elbow.
No, that's insane. Where the hell did you come up with that shit?

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daylami From: daylami Date: May 12th, 2004 12:20 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Alright, maybe I'm being impolite, but who the hell nibbles on an elbow? You can't grab it and go like with ears and fingers... Doesn't an elbow have to be kind of "offered" to be nibbled in any manner that would make it look like French bread? And doesn't that then kind of unromantically keep yer partner at, uh, elbow's length? Fuck it, I'm going to Old Navy.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 12th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
You're lying around with someone you're involved with. They reach over to do something, bending their arm. The elbow looks so cute, you just have to grab it, nibble on it, and squeal ``French bread!''

That's never happened???
jenniever From: jenniever Date: May 12th, 2004 12:28 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I can say that it's happened with me. But you're the one who did it. And it was weird. You're weird. Very very weird.
daylami From: daylami Date: May 12th, 2004 06:26 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Hell no. The idea of you squealing gave me a hearty three-snort laugh, though.
periol From: periol Date: May 12th, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Please. Stop "flirting" (or whatever it is you're doing), kingfox, and just admit that you're weird. Just because you and a few people know something doesn't make it the way it is. I don't post polls asking people if soteriology or immanence provides a better understanding or christology.


"I'm paraphrasing myself here, but if Plato is a fine red wine, Aristotle is a dry martini."
caniswolfie From: caniswolfie Date: May 12th, 2004 12:47 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Personally I find Testa-mints the best understanding of christology.. ;)
celaeno From: celaeno Date: May 12th, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Yeah, I gotta agree with caniswolfie here. That or Chick Tracts, but you already knew I loved those.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 12th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
This time I didn't say ``The proper name for an elbow is french bread'' or something along those lines. I just insisted that I'm not the only one, and that has been validated thanks to kujawski.
kujawski From: kujawski Date: May 12th, 2004 12:52 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Says I

I just find that I have to committ violence when I think about anything french, so while the two activities are linked for me as well, the link in my mind works in the opposite direction.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 12th, 2004 01:22 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Thanks for proving that I'm not alone in this!

At least you don't grab someone's elbow and call it freedom bread. Now that would be insane.
redvector From: redvector Date: May 12th, 2004 01:29 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
is it me, or is the cyrillic appearing in this post universal?
redvector From: redvector Date: May 12th, 2004 01:35 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

like so

kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 12th, 2004 01:36 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

The cyrillic?

Have you been sniffing markers in the Strand again?

Вы находитесь на снадобьях, откровенных.
celaeno From: celaeno Date: May 12th, 2004 02:02 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Now it looks cyrillic, but it didn't before. But yeah, they're switching languages.
vermicious_snid From: vermicious_snid Date: May 13th, 2004 07:01 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
You just wish you were sturdy Russian stock, comrade!
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