☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox) wrote,
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No Prayer for the Dying

Poll #255217 Bring out your dead!

How does your culture deal with its dead?

We stick them in a moose carcass like good Canadians.
3(12.0%)
We lay them on a boat that's also a funeral pyre, and send them out to sea on fire.
5(20.0%)
We bury them six feet deep in non-biodegradable slabs.
1(4.0%)
We set them on fire and keep them over the fireplace to knock over during a morbid comic moment years later.
0(0.0%)
We leave them were they fall...
0(0.0%)
If they're outdoors, a gravestone appears, otherwise an urn appears - either way we cry around it.
3(12.0%)
They flash a few times, vanish, and then a giant floating hand tells us where to go.
3(12.0%)
We don't die, we multiply!
3(12.0%)
We build giant monuments to them if they're rich or famous, otherwise they get shoved in the dirt.
5(20.0%)
We serve them with chic peas and baby corn.
2(8.0%)


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