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No mo goatse?
Let us take a moment to stop and ponder the lack of Goatse.

Feeling: sad sad

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mrfantasy From: mrfantasy Date: January 14th, 2004 06:35 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Asshole

I'm not looking. It's not like you not to link.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Asshole

I linked last time, but it wouldn't make sense to link to a simple page about a page being suspended.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Kids these days!

Back in my day, we had to link to Rotten.com. The tub girl didn't have her own damn domain name. We had to know the whole URL, and we loved it!
judas From: judas Date: January 15th, 2004 09:23 am (UTC) (Hard link)

fogey :P

did you have to type it in a blizzard with lead weighted mittins on both hands while gargling the Star Spangled Banner with salt water in your mouth?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 15th, 2004 01:00 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Darn tootin'!

Uphill, both ways.
From: csmole Date: January 16th, 2004 01:10 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Kids these days!

I just got my first exposure to tub girl two days ago.

Goatse ain't got nothin' on that flume.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 16th, 2004 07:21 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Kids these days!

There's plenty of more offensive pictures, but Goatse's an institution.
thelastbandito From: thelastbandito Date: January 14th, 2004 06:58 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Your reverse psychology will not win.

Instead, let us ponder a world in which trolls did not exist.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Trolls

A world at +2 through +4 on /.?

For you see, there are many trolls at -1 and +5, and a few at 0 and +1.

I cannot imagine such a world. For a finely-crafted troll is indistinguishable from a good post. The trolls are a needed underbelly of society.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:27 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

I weep

Goatse served a vital purpose. Now we're reduced to sending people to other sites instead of the original. That's a crying shame.

Like when Cheers wasn't around anymore, and people went to The Imperial Fortress, Excaliber, Hot Spot, and The Dark Planet. It just wasn't the same. It will never be the same. This is the end of innocence.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: February 1st, 2004 02:54 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: I weep

I'm glad that loopback is archived.
noelr From: noelr Date: January 14th, 2004 07:25 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
all good things come to an end. think what a tale it will be for the grandkids.
thelastbandito From: thelastbandito Date: January 14th, 2004 07:45 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
"Back in my day, I used to troll people to Goatse for fun! HOO HA! What a daisy that was." - KingGramps
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Troll tales 4 tots

I only hope to be a grandfather yelling HOO HA!

Actually, the first time cessna182 and I saw each other in Brooklyn, we spent a good deal of the evening sitting around a family table discussing trolls.

One day, we will do the same to our kids... and then their kids!
thelastbandito From: thelastbandito Date: January 14th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Troll tales 4 tots

Yep... Dorks... THE LOT OF YOU!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 08:29 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I'm already preparing a CD for them. ``I Have Done anal & Seen a giant gaping anus Vol. 1''
jenniever From: jenniever Date: January 14th, 2004 08:37 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
sniff.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 09:04 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Hold me tight, and tell me there will be more places to trick people into visiting.
control_group From: control_group Date: January 14th, 2004 09:07 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
The only item of note I've got to contribute is that I've got a /. uid of 105494, and I have never succumbed to goatse.cx. I've never seen it.

Not even once.

I've got a decent idea of what's there, what with it being talked about as much as it is, but I haven't actually experienced it for myself.

I'm proud. But also sad that I seem to have missed my "chance."

And I'm not checking to see if you're full of it, because I'd hate to lose my goatse virginity at this late date. ;)

kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 09:18 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I once made a bet with someone that I could Goatse them through the course of a week. I had plenty of plans involving their friends, printing out a copy and finding them physically, using an alternate AIM or email account to get them, whatever. But I ended up getting them within hours through LJ.

If I didn't like you, you would be goatse'd right now. I'm really really really fighting the urge to do it. Dammit. Must... resist...
cessna182 From: cessna182 Date: January 14th, 2004 09:17 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Nope.


Not looking.


Nope.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 14th, 2004 10:15 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Christmas Island Internet Administration Limited* (CIIA) is a community owned non-profit Christmas Island company.

The domain: "GOATSE.CX" has been suspended by the registry.
Generally this is due to a lapsed registration or violation of policies.
cessna182 From: cessna182 Date: January 15th, 2004 08:18 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Yeah, yeah.

But I'm STILL not looking...
kingfox From: kingfox Date: January 15th, 2004 01:02 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Remember this moment in history

Still suspended as of today.

Years from now, young trolls will ask you where you were when you found out that Goatse was killed.
cessna182 From: cessna182 Date: January 15th, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Remember this moment in history

At this point I'll believe it.

But I'm still not checking.

Nope.
From: drunkinmunchkin Date: January 15th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
what?! no goatse?! are you for real?
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