☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox) wrote,
☞Wasteland Warlock☜
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  • Music: Vampires: Los Muertos

More missives about the missing Winslows...

Before reading further, I direct the reader to part the first...

So after the youngest daughter is abandoned upstairs and forgotten for eternity, soon spreading pink for a sense of purpose, the eldest son is called upon to become the man of the house. Instead of finding satisfaction in this role, he traverses the country from Chicago to the land south of the border. Adopting a gruffer voice and designing some amazing cork-firing weapons, he joins forces with the spirit of central Jersey. Teaching the blond Jersey boy his tricks, they search the desolate lands, hunting those not killed during the bloodbath at the Titty Twister.


Dr. Gore
Florida

Date: 22 April 2003
Summary: Bon Jovi - Vampire Killer

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

Bon Jovi, 80's rocker extraordinaire, does battle against bloodsucking vampires. The head vampire is WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE, preferably dead. So Bon Jovi is LIVING ON A PRAYER, ready to give the vampires some BAD MEDICINE. The vampires GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME as Bon Jovi prepares to bury them in a BED OF ROSES. Bon Jovi is no RUNAWAY. He's prepared to go out in a BLAZE OF GLORY.

I am blasting Bon Jovi as I write this. Yeah, I'm a child of the 80's. If only they could get Axl Rose to star in some B-movie, then we would be rocking. As far as this flick is concerned, imagine the first "Vampires", but without as much blood, gore, nudity or fun. It's pretty much the same story, only with Bon Jovi instead of James Woods. He'll BE THERE FOR YOU.

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