Back in middle school, I used to take the official usenet purity test. It made the rounds on the local BBS scene, and I was pretty amazed at how low the sickos got.

Then I started high school, and my score dropped like a rock. When I started college, I printed out a copy and had just about everyone on my floor take it. Nimel Theodore got the highest score on the floor, even beating the RHWB. ahansen got the lowest score on the floor, even beating my incredibly low score. My girlfriend at the time, chiquib was incredibly distressed by my low score. In fact, that low score would cause me to scare off many a woman later on in life. Ironically, this would lower the score and raise the number that frightened them off. Women would want to do things that I hadn't done before, and that would raise the former. So in my continuous quest to find miss right, I make it harder for more and more miss rights to handle being with me, not being as slick as Jesse Katsopolis.

I blame a crazy time with Valerie and johnstevensaul's parties for that 51.8%. And the 0%... wow... *sigh*

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	13.3% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you	65.1%
Shamelessness	38.1% Puts 'em on the glass	79.3%
Sex Drive	21.1% Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking	77.7%
Straightness	0% Knows the other body type like a map	45.1%
Gayness	51.8% Had that experience at camp	83.2%
Fucking Sick	67.3% Dipped into depravity	89.9%
You are 35.04% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

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Ah, Rusty, master of disaster.

Feeling: depressed
Listening to: Full House