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Did I Mention That I Cried? (Pre-Divorce Remix)
Some of my earliest childhood memories involve drinking Perrier and feeding Cheerios to Siamese cats. One of them was killed by a burglar, the other died of loneliness soon afterwards.

I'm going to make bathing in lime Perrier my new angle, to cure me of my loneliness.


The burglar took my bottle of win! And earlier a bug got rid of my rifle and replaced it with a jelly donut!

My father's friends joked that they could tell I was his little yuppie son, as I loved Perrier as an infant.

Feeling: lonely lonely
Listening to: Pete's commentary on the recycling of media

Chorus of 10 demons || Preach it
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From: graye Date: October 5th, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
perrier!


the bottle of win and jelly donuts are indeed perilous combinations, but hilarious, too

I salute you, Herr Russell
assfingers From: assfingers Date: October 5th, 2003 10:08 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
JELLY DONUTS

that might have been my shining moment on cybersphere

at least, it was one of my favorite times
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 7th, 2003 02:48 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I remember the wave of @bugs about that.

My SKS turned into a donut!

Help, a bug replaced my cyberdeck with a donut!


I was so fucking confused, convinced these people were on crack, until I tracked the items down. Priceless shit, man.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: October 7th, 2003 02:44 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I salute you, frozen neighbor to the North!
egolds01 From: egolds01 Date: October 5th, 2003 09:50 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Missing in Action.

Last scene, the bottle of win was occupying a crevice in the display of a former tailoring shop designed by be used for the mockery of society. It is reported that the overabundance of value placed on this object has realized a final and ultimate profit margin designed to keep it out of the hands of plebians and other miscreants.

I think my earliest childhood memory involves burning something, which says an equally disturbing statement about my parents and their given attitudes, but nevermind that. Bubbling water is always best when used to cleanse, and in many cases can be used as a makeshift enema, it's bound to make you feel like Mista Sparkle! Anyway, it's late so I'll stop the zany witticisms now. Nighto!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: November 10th, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Missing in Action.

That's very appropriate for the bottle, actually. I like that.
towelboy From: towelboy Date: October 6th, 2003 02:39 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
hey killer,

don't be lonely. you're surrounded by good friends who love and care about you. of course, none of us can help feeling lonely now and again, but remember--you're never alone.

why not try mixing some Brainwash into the bath?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: November 10th, 2003 10:43 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Brainwash has been a bitch to procure. Skeleteens haven't been booming like the other energy drink companies, despite paving the road for the others. Even Wet Planet (aka Jolt) is struggling along while companies like Red Bull flourish.
cessna182 From: cessna182 Date: October 28th, 2003 08:40 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Siamese cats...

Russ-

I think you're mixing up the two cats. Their names were Souris and Habibi. Souris was smaller and always a bit unusual - he died while we still lived at Barron Ave, in 1979. Habibi was home when Dad's house was broken into about two years later - he died soon after the break-in - probably after having been kicked or otherwise hurt during it.

How're things otherwise?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: November 10th, 2003 10:46 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Siamese cats...

Eeek, I got the story wrong in my head, after all this time? I remember the two cats, but really only from that one vivid memory. All this time, mixing them up. Oops.

Otherwise? Good. Busy, DMV attempting to shaft me, but life's pretty good in general. Yourself?
Chorus of 10 demons || Preach it