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Another facial hair poll
I can't see The Royal Tenenbaums without getting the urge to shave. So, time for another facial hair poll that I'll ignore like the last one.

Poll #172516 Facial hair?

What type of facial hair should I go with?

Stick with the usual goatee
3(10.3%)
Usual goatee, but thinner
3(10.3%)
Go for a full shaggy beard
6(20.7%)
Go for a weak moustache
0(0.0%)
Soul patch all the way
5(17.2%)
Thin landing stripe
1(3.4%)
Thin landing stripe flanked by two stripes
2(6.9%)
Clean shaven all the way
9(31.0%)


I'm leaning towards thinner or racing stripe myself.

Feeling: rushed rushed
Listening to: Chemical Brothers, In Dust we Trust

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Comments
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 10:55 am (UTC) (Hard link)

The truth is only black or white, no shades of grey!

Just saw him live a couple of times recently.

I kept on telling towelboy and hiphopatcong that you can tell he made it before the age of MTV. Ugly bunch of mofos.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 11:30 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: The truth is only black or white, no shades of grey!

ICANN director or joehewitt relative?
redvector From: redvector Date: August 25th, 2003 07:24 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
handlebar moustache.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 10:56 am (UTC) (Hard link)
I used to work for this man. I wouldn't be able to pull it off like he does.
kujawski From: kujawski Date: August 25th, 2003 08:44 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Accessorizing

You need to get the faciar hair that matches your hair up top. Do you still have long, straight hair, Mr. I swear the 80s aren't over?
-Andrzej
kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 10:57 am (UTC) (Hard link)
I still have long straight hair, sir.

My facial hair is a different color, so it doesn't quite match.
angryjonny From: angryjonny Date: August 25th, 2003 09:04 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
...you have a gotee?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 11:26 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Yeah. I've had one for most of the time since 1997, except for brief periods of time where some SO or another convinced me to get rid of it.
From: graye Date: August 25th, 2003 10:08 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

dude

take it clean-cut, in the roman fashion

facial hair is OUT, unless you can produce a tom seleck-style sex-stache
kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 11:27 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: dude

Facial hair is out... with that icon?

My roomie had a Seleck-style look going, that a gay co-worker of his convinced him to grow. It ended up looking more Mercury than Seleck, and he finally shaved the thing off. He looked like a gay porno cop.
From: graye Date: August 26th, 2003 04:01 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: dude

My icon is out of date. If at some point, I acquire recent pics sans goatee, I'll switcheroo the icons.

I lost the goatee some months back

but maybe you should grow the seleck stash

then you could look like a gay porno cop

kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 04:06 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
So, like, why did you lose it?

My brother had a moustache. My brother is a former Marine, all macho and handsome, with a Dudley Doright kind of chin. He's a national hero up there, right? Anyway, he had a tickler on his lip for a while, and it looked off. If he can't pull it off, there's no way in hell I could.

Unless, maybe, it goes with the thin racing stripe I mentioned.


From: graye Date: August 26th, 2003 04:23 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

well

I disposed of my goatee chiefly because I had worn it for about five or six years, and it really fit neither my attitude, my self-image, or my 'look' anymore.

It felt like the only thing out of place on me, something from my slacker days.

So I turfed the bastard and went roman.

I think it's an improvement, for now. I have to wear nicer clothes to pull off clean-cut, and actually remain clean-cut, but I like the change.

next change == full bushman beard, complete with a hermitage in the yukon
egolds01 From: egolds01 Date: August 26th, 2003 04:30 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

The racing stripe works in the Matrix.

Sadly, you are not a figment of your imagination as much as Kingfox is, so while shaving it all off I'd definitely avoid styles you see in movies. That and it makes me think of your chin as a woman's anatomical shaving pattern, so no.

Otherwise I'd agree with Graye, shaven clean is good. And isn't it cheating for you to vote for yourself KF?

But if I was forced to reply, I'd stay the same or shave.

Signed,
Raaaazoredge.
agentorrange From: agentorrange Date: August 25th, 2003 11:30 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
It's all about the mutton chops.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: August 26th, 2003 11:28 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Mmmm... mutton....
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