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Since it's come up again twice over the course of the past week...
I know I've referenced this topic before...

Poll #495894 A simple question...

Here's what I look like now: Who do I most look like?

2(11.8%)
7(41.2%)
Neither.
8(47.1%)

So who the hell do I look like?

Feeling: rushed rushed
Listening to: petemagyar yelling at the Mets

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mrfantasy From: mrfantasy Date: May 18th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Specifically Steven Waddington

in Last of The Mohicans. No, really.

kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Interesting...

I see that more than the other two suggestions I've heard until now.

And I'm part Indian, so it's even more entertaining.
towelboy From: towelboy Date: May 18th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC) (Hard link)
i don't know who you look like, because you don't even look like you! i love the goatee angle. and i'm not just saying that because i have a goatee. it looks really good on you. keep it up. i would love to see it longer.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:02 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Thanks!

I don't think I'm going to go for length though. It was hard enough to convince jenniever to permit it at this length, I know she hated the longer goatee. Plus mrfantasy's calling it a carpet sample doesn't help any desire to recreate the long facial hair. Right now, short hair is the way to go for me, and it's still an experiment.

And, admittedly, I was going for a look like Dave Mustaine when he was rocking the goatee. Watching him on Metal Mania sporting it convinced me.
miscca From: miscca Date: May 18th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC) (Hard link)
You really ask the shittiest questions sometimes, you know this - right? :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Ouch

I see you're one of the Meatloaf voters.

Ok, why? What aspects of me resemble him?
miscca From: miscca Date: May 18th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

Why do you insist on continuing the shittiness? :)

Ok, your nose, the lines around your mouth, your eyebrows and the shape your eyes. Additionally, you both have a similar jawline structure.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:50 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

Ok, I can sort of see the eyebrows and eyes. I hope my nose isn't as large as his, but I guess I'd like to change a few things that I can't. Jawline I'll have to compare some more...
miscca From: miscca Date: May 18th, 2005 05:14 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

And lemme 'fess up here, I had a crush on Meatloaf when I was 18 so quit yer scowling face - btw, that icon doesn't help your 'I don't think I look like Meatloaf' case :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:51 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

See, that's what just about all of the females who compare me to him say. I guess I'm mostly insulted just because I don't see the attraction to him, so I feel lied to on some level.
miscca From: miscca Date: May 18th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

Don't ask questions you don't want an answer to :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

That NEVER gets me into trouble.

Right.
miscca From: miscca Date: May 18th, 2005 01:58 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Ouch

No, you're just a glutteon for punishment :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC) (Hard link)
See, now petemagyar's come up with two more suggestions.

I was only posting the comparisons I've gotten from girls hitting on me online, so I won't add them to the poll, but here are his ideas.

For when I was out of shape and had a long goatee a couple of years ago... Travis Tritt:

The other one he mentioned was Val Kilmer, a comparison that chiquib used to make when she wanted me to get short hair:

The former isn't too flattering, the latter is quite unrealistic.
idunn From: idunn Date: May 18th, 2005 03:31 am (UTC) (Hard link)
An eclectic Jersey-grown bastard lovechild of the two.

Or maybe just a bastard. I'm on the fence on this one.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Go for the latter.

I can't imagine the music that would spawn from the former.

Bat out of the Lungs of Hell, anyone?
gotmahmojo From: gotmahmojo Date: May 18th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Well, you couldn't have picked a more unflattering photo of Meatloaf, but you should feel proud. My friend's mom has a tattoo of his portait that covers her entire back. I guess he's got legions of groupies. Good on ya!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC) (Hard link)
As much as I'd like to feel good about this, I can't stand the guy. The girl who convinced me not to kill myself in high school who then broke my heart was a Meatloaf fan, that didn't help. To then have random people say I look like him, from annoying cashiers to random college kids, certainly didn't help after that.

Despite being an egomaniac, I guess I'd rather look like a decent looking forgotten character actor from a forgotten movie than a famous guy who most people I hang out with characterize as ``bitch tits.''
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Now I'm sweating bullets :~(

I don't think you look like either guy.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Ok, but here's the real question.

Do I look more like either of them than you look like this?
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
maybe after 100 tries
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:30 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
i just need to lose more weight i guess
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
You should leave this running on a few random computers.
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
to scare people away?

maybe!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 04:01 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
I'm trying to figure out what soundtrack that slide show needs.

It reminds me of the Mike Shafer tribute that was on KG's website with the theme from The Greatest American Hero running in the background.
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
incidentally, there's a dorm building on campus that people run past a lot, i guess.

some clever individual decided to post a sign in the window... it says:

Keep Running, You're Still Ugly

I want to shake their hand.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
That's hilarious.

There was an asshole who I worked with at Roy Rogers who would sometimes give larger patrons Diet Coke if they asked for Coke. He was also the guy who would try to pick up pretty girls who ordered Diet Coke that I wrote about in one of my earlier SNaP! documents. ``I've been working this drive-thru for a while, and of all the ladies I've seen, you LEAST need a Diet Coke.'' That guy was slick.
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
he sounds like a douche
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Worst. Comparison. Ever.

If I ever look like him, shoot me.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Worst. Comparison. Ever.

There's some bad comparisons out there...

``You look like Marlon Brando. No, not young Marlon Brando.''
From: drunkinmunchkin Date: May 18th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

chris jericho. why do i even know who that is?

kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Hmmm...

I think I need to go from lifting 2-3 times a week to 7 days a week if I want to look like him...
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: May 18th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

not true, then you'd be overtraining

you need to be using steroids and eating 250 grams of protein a day if you want to be looking like him.

kingfox From: kingfox Date: May 18th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Yeah, but the side effects are a bitch.

From: drunkinmunchkin Date: May 18th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

hahaha!
okay, so i didn't mean all the muscles, but the similarity is in the face.
From: drunkinmunchkin Date: May 18th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

or maybe i'm on crack..
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