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kingfox
kingfox
Caption contest!
shmivejournal took this video of me at mrfantasy's picnic this past weekend.

Best caption gets something. I don't know yet. But trust me, you'll get something.



I'll be taking submissions for captions for two days, I'll decide the winner, and finally I'll post the real thing with sound for those who weren't there and don't know what the fuck I was doing.

Bonus points for references to tofu jerky and/or weasel balls.

Feeling: hot hot
Listening to: caniswolfie's emo rock

Chorus of 19 demons || Preach it
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shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: July 14th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC) (Hard link)
you need to take a screenshot of the video somewhere and post that into your post, my friend
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 08:50 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Hmmm...

I'm having problems doing that with a .WMV using PSP, Photoshop, or Paint. Let me try something....
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: July 14th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

oh yeah. i think direct x probably is circumventing you from doing it because it shows you stuff via the video card hardware.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 09:00 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

By VNCing into my BBS server and opening the file there, I can screen capture from VNC and trick Windows.

Thanks for the suggestion, by the way.
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: July 14th, 2004 09:01 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: Hmmm...

you should delete this conversation so as to not distract potential submissions
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 09:04 am (UTC) (Hard link)

I am of three minds on the issue!

One part of me says that you are right, and that this conversation would distract people from submitting captions.
Another part of me says that increased comment count draws attention, and people are more likely to jump in with a submission if they've been sucked in after reading the conversation.
Yet another part of me doesn't want to censor things, preferring to leave a raw unpolished honest venue.
bzoppa From: bzoppa Date: July 14th, 2004 10:57 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: I am of three minds on the issue!

lol, I admit to have looked at the comments just to see what people say, since there were 11. Good call.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 11:00 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: I am of three minds on the issue!

See, I know what draws people in. My years in training to become a cult leader were not for naught.

So come up with a caption already.
redvector From: redvector Date: July 14th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC) (Hard link)
It's not fair that I know the reason. It's all I cna think of when I watch it...
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC) (Hard link)
That's why I went with the no sound version, so as not to taint the masses.

Surely you can think of something funny. Look, I'm making wild gestures and funny faces! It's begging for mockery!
noelr From: noelr Date: July 14th, 2004 09:34 am (UTC) (Hard link)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 11:01 am (UTC) (Hard link)
I meant a caption for the movie. But that was pretty funny, actually, so I'll still count it.
noelr From: noelr Date: July 14th, 2004 11:30 am (UTC) (Hard link)
i knew you meant a caption for the movie, but the panel wrote itself the moment i saw it.
angryjonny From: angryjonny Date: July 14th, 2004 09:46 am (UTC) (Hard link)
As we all know, nothing tastes better than tears. Here we see a Reticulated North American Sprague feasting on the sorrow of Wheezie's untimely death.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Untimely? She was 86!

Otherwise, a good one.
mineral2 From: mineral2 Date: July 14th, 2004 09:57 am (UTC) (Hard link)

caption:

Russ: "When you eat tofu jerky like this (makes a womp womp womp sound), you shit out magical colorful poop, like that."
killians1978 From: killians1978 Date: July 15th, 2004 04:06 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Kingfox pantomimes trying to keep solid food down after eating 230 raw clams. Note the invisible puke on the ground at the end.
shmivejournal From: shmivejournal Date: July 15th, 2004 10:13 am (UTC) (Hard link)
"let's have a contest where people can fill in what i'm doing right here!!! GOMPH GOMPH"
runstaverun From: runstaverun Date: July 15th, 2004 12:52 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
"The frugal gourmet is dead! whenever I watched his show I wanted to eat everything... like this!"
Chorus of 19 demons || Preach it