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So, someone sent their wife an eCard from Americangreetings.com. They sent it as your_asshole @ my full name. So there's some guy out there with my full name, not a problem. He sent his wife a card apologizing for being an asshole, fine. But he spoofed my fucking domain name.

My roomie suggested that I send her a followup email from your_asshole, apologizing for cheating on her, and saying that I'd work things out with her in a year once I'm done sowing my wild oats. I chuckled, and put it aside.

Just now, she sent me (well, your_asshole) an email.

Thank you sweetie. I needed that! I love you so much!!!
Your wife

So... what could I do? What should I do?

Feeling: mischievous mischievous
Listening to: Iron Maiden, No More Lies

Chorus of 26 demons || Preach it
Comments
miscca From: miscca Date: September 24th, 2003 10:42 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Tell her that her husband sent email through you and now you know she's married - she should have been more honest with you in the first place! You could also go on and extoll her virtues in bed and cc her husband :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:26 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Oooh, an angle I hadn't even thought of using. Instead of faking, going honest. ``Finding another guy with the same name as your husband so you know what to call in bed? That's just sick!''
agentorrange From: agentorrange Date: September 25th, 2003 06:48 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Listen to this Jedi, he is strong with the Force.
miscca From: miscca Date: September 25th, 2003 09:35 am (UTC) (Hard link)
*chuckle*
neenerface From: neenerface Date: September 24th, 2003 10:53 am (UTC) (Hard link)
I vote for the

"Honey as soon as I can get rid of this VD and finish the anger management classes the court mandated I want to work things out. I know i've been distant, now you know why. Tom meant nothing to me in case you found out about him. If not I promise to explain it all to you in detail.

Love Your_Asshole"
soupkills From: soupkills Date: September 24th, 2003 10:59 am (UTC) (Hard link)
> Love Your_Asshole

... But love Tom's more?
neenerface From: neenerface Date: September 24th, 2003 11:01 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Oh you're *good*!
soupkills From: soupkills Date: September 24th, 2003 11:17 am (UTC) (Hard link)
*bow* thanks. :)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:24 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Hmmm... too many specifics. They might not have dealt with court and it might blip on the troll radar quickly, but I like the latter half. The latter half is quite good.
neenerface From: neenerface Date: September 24th, 2003 12:33 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
You are always so picky ;)
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2003 10:08 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Bah.
lizzyfur From: lizzyfur Date: September 24th, 2003 10:57 am (UTC) (Hard link)
curse her out, and then tell her she has the clap.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:23 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Yeah, the VD chain of thought seems to be pretty popular.

If it were the other way around, a female spoofing my addy, I'd be tempted to go with the whole pregnancy thing. Promise you'll love him/her, even if it's not yours, etc.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:18 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Oooooh. I like that one. Bonus points for thinking of something that benefits me more than delight in sowing seeds of strife.

Of course, I'll share, if it works.
agentorrange From: agentorrange Date: September 25th, 2003 06:50 am (UTC) (Hard link)
You better!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2003 10:07 am (UTC) (Hard link)
If she doesn't come though, I may have to resort to just goatse'ing everyone to satisfy their lust for flesh.
caniswolfie From: caniswolfie Date: September 24th, 2003 11:06 am (UTC) (Hard link)
So what did the original card say? Was it something interesting?
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:17 am (UTC) (Hard link)
So I'm an Ass... that's why you love me.


Based on that alone, I think we're probably related.
ogun From: ogun Date: September 24th, 2003 11:42 am (UTC) (Hard link)
Dear honey,

So does this mean I'm forgiven? I hope so.

There's...well, there's something I want to talk to you about, but I want to do it on my own time, in my own way. And I'm really kinda embarassed about it so if you wouldn't mind if we just talk about it over email for a bit?

I do love you, but sometimes it's so hard to talk about these things face to face with you- I think this will provide enough distance so I can communicate a bit more.

Your loving husband


Then, upon reply, let the games begin!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC) (Hard link)
We have a winner!
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 11:58 am (UTC) (Hard link)
I dropped the husband line though.

Even though her email addy includes my last name, and the fake addy was your_asshole@my name, I wanted to play it safe.
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kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 24th, 2003 01:15 pm (UTC) (Hard link)
Goofus would drive her to suicide.
Gallant would get her to pose nude and post it on his LiveJournal in a friends only post.
agentorrange From: agentorrange Date: September 25th, 2003 06:52 am (UTC) (Hard link)
We can only hope.
kingfox From: kingfox Date: September 25th, 2003 10:06 am (UTC) (Hard link)
So far no reply, but it took her a day to reply to even pick up the card.

*crosses fingers*
slave2tehtink From: slave2tehtink Date: September 27th, 2003 10:15 am (UTC) (Hard link)

George Eliot Rides Again

I'm so in favor of that one. It will have her frothing in anticipation and offers you so many options of what the big secret is.

Better to be subtle. The Revealed Wisdom of George: It is better to use a scalpel than a chainsaw.
ogun From: ogun Date: September 27th, 2003 11:20 am (UTC) (Hard link)

Re: George Eliot Rides Again

Ah, but you get such better distance splatter with the chainsaw.
Chorus of 26 demons || Preach it